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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
Alan Rickmew and Colin Furth
Forever reblog.
omfg i can’t
/dead
I’m not saying it’s anything to be ashamed of, liking rough or kinky sex. But degradation is part of the game. You are completely correct in that there is nothing inherently shameful about kinks. By social implications, I mean how it affects your social relationships—friends, lovers, etc. Even in a private situation your sexuality affects the way you interact with people. The book does not deal with that at all.
So, I’m reading Fifty Shades of Grey right now… Um… wow. Where should I begin?
First of all, the “controversy” of the graphic sex scenes it totally unwarranted. Really? I do NOT believe the public is unaware of the concept of a trashy romance novel. I’ve read Harlequin novels on par with this thing. Definitely read fanfic that gets to the same level of graphic and still written much better. I know this is a ‘woman’s fantasy,’ but there’s no way this chick is having an orgasm from her first time getting her breast fondled. Nope. I’m not buying it.
Speaking of fanfic: The book reads like, well, Like the goddamned piece of Twilight-fanfic no really I swear to god this series began as a fucking Twilight fanfic it is. Stephenie Meyer should be sued for making it alright for shit like this to make bestseller lists. You would think the only thing that could improve Twilight-esque writing would be lots of sex (I’m all for boobs and blood, as my guilty-pleasure love for Starz’s Spartacus will fill you in on), but boy was I wrong.
I won’t insult either the category of erotica or the classification of novels by calling this an erotic novel. This is horrible, horrible fanfic. Please, please, publishers, I have read good fanfic! Publish the people who actually write good fanfic!!! (Shout out to Boz4pm!)
Look, if you want to make a thrilling erotic novel, put something in it. You have a beautiful, submissive boring heroine? She’s fucked up! Explore what brings her back to these abusive men! Give her the identity crisis she’s bound to have with all that absence of personality she’s got! You have a devastatingly handsome man who likes to abuse women? HE’S FUCKED UP! HE’S NOT A HERO! But that’s cool! Make him a villain we love to hate! You want controversial sex? Good! Throw that sex in there! Make it so graphic we want to look away and instead we keep reading! Sex is messy, sex is not purple-prose-y! Rough sex, kinky sex like this book tries to go for, is intriguing and also really gritty and makes us wonder what motivates us to degrade ourselves or someone else and do things we’d be ashamed to even talk about! Books like these ignore the really heavy mental and social implications of alternative sexual lives and roles, and thus they’re not truly as interesting as they can be. WORK WITH THAT!
Ugh, yeah… I’m not sure I can read the other two in the series…
Anyone wanna put their two cents in?
Things that are awesome about Texas:
1. H-E-B
2. Free samples at H-E-B
3. Cheap food at H-E-B
4. It’s hot so I don’t have to pretend like I want to go outside
Things that suck about Texas:
NOWHERE TO GO WITHOUT A STUPID CAR
Avengers was a whole other level of terrible
There are a lot of things I’m really tired of seeing in movies which all culminated in this one… it was one big silly, mindless, not even bad-enough-to-entertain clusterfuck… do you think it’ll be possible to see an action flick from now on that does not have gratuitous amounts of CGI to cover up a nonsensical plot and boring characters who have no real motivation to take over the world, and even less to save it?
naw, I’m asking for too much…
ALSO god damn it human bodies cannot deal with stress and injury like that shit… I don’t care if you have a hunk of iron around you or you’re like a deadly assassin, falling out of a plane, jumping far down onto hard concrete or gripping moving vehicles with one arm (not to mention getting repeatedly shot at, punched in the face, and thrown around crashing shit) WILL KILL YOU
“A girl cannot tell a man when exactly he must do a thing.”
perhaps a man should have chosen a girl less prone to shenanigans.
ygritte ygritte ygritte ygritte ygritte
GAME OF THRONES DOIN IT RIGHT THIS TIME
she wears short skirts
i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and
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Synopsis: Jaqen (Wlaschiha) sexes up everyone. And kill people. That’s it, that’s the movie.
I’d pay to see that
and I’d def pay to tap that
Art Nouveau Doors <3
(Photos uncredited as I collected them on my hard-drive a long time ago!)
